Aching to straighten up

If you are an attention whore, try to emulate pain. It has our utmost attention whether we like it or not. It’s like a friend you don’t really ask for but when it’s with you, it won’t leave your side. Or middle. Or centre. It will stick around as loyally as the solar system works. Painkillers and muscle-relaxers help but they wither out after a while an…