Consolations in life
At least coffee doesn’t pretend to be something it ain’t.
At least my sorrows are above average.
At least nobody is vying to have the perfect soul.
At least our lame one-liners shall outlive us.
At least the trees stand up for what they believe in.
At least mosquitoes don’t talk behind your back.
At least pretend to pay attention while i’m talking to you.
At least your demons are madly in love with you.
At least the crazy ones don’t pretend to be normal.
At least be honest to your lies.
At least ISIS has job vacancies.
At least those who click selfies aren’t selfish.
At least cricketers don’t dive.
At least Hindus can always claim reincarnation as the last resort.
At least show confidence when you’re doing something wrong.
At least scratch my back before you stab it.
At least pain is paying attention to you.
At least Monday comes to an end.
At least the suiciders aren’t commitment-phobic.
At least the believers aren’t lazybones.
At least our enemies don’t disappoint us.
At least the damaged folks accept who they are.
At least the liberals in Pakistan aren’t hypocritical like ours.
At least those who change their DPs accept that they’re ageing.
At least our shadows resemble each other.
At least the losers can claim to be self-made.
At least those who can’t speak don’t lie.
At least the Army doesn’t tweet during working hours.
At least science doesn’t expect us go on a pilgrimage.
At least the illiterates are spared from writing suicide notes.
At least nobody can hate us more than we hate ourselves.
At least the misogynist jokes pay full attention to women.
At least they won’t levy doping charges against Indian athletes.
At least fat people don’t crack thin jokes.
At least the women in urban India have a voice.
At least we can try to be happy.