Dear lord…
Grant us the strength to be nicer assholes. Make me an egg in my next life coz i want to get laid at least once. Either make me stronger or my competitors nonexistent. Forgive my enemies for they don’t realize the kind of lazybones they’re dealing with. Make me so rich that i can take philanthropy for granted. Let me keep my mouth shut. (If not, you’ll …
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