Eponymous much?

I don’t know who you are or where you stay but if you are expecting a baby, chances are i’ll find you and beg you to name your child after me. Yes, i’m weird and have a penchant for posterity. Well, this was supposed to be a 2011 joke but it isn’t. I’ve tried it with so many people by now that it has turned into a blaring reality. Sadly, my pitch’s conv…