It’s cute how…
our country manages to waste time on issues that are not even issues.
we have opinions on budget when we can hardly define economics.
people smile at their cellphones while walking on a busy road.
the street dogs i feed believe in my magical ability to create biscuit packets out of thin air.
nobody ever mentions ‘falling in love’ as their hobby.
people automatically turn their assumption mode on when it comes to Gandhiji.
you assume that you realize what cuteness is.
the sky is trying to compete with the freckles on her face.
the world plays just right to keep Twitter from running out of topics.
Oxford Dictionary tries to define happiness!
even a genuinely harmless sentence appears incomplete without a :) at the end.
Vikram always got carried away by Betaal!
autorickshawallahs bitch about the carwallahs given both enjoy breaking traffic rules.
we don’t know shit about law and yet we prefer to call ourselves law-abiding citizens.
tweets have become the only “personal” factor about us.
a pigeon doesn’t discriminate between a temple or a mosque as it poops on both of them.
terrorist organizations are candid enough to ‘claim’ responsibility for their actions.
beard is now more of an Islamic thing than a masculine thing.
you’re disappointed with everything except yourself.
Man United fans from India take knighthood seriously.
humans think the cuckoos sing for them!