Most useless business ideas
There are secrets you share and then there are secrets you share with a very few. There are no such thing as a secret if somebody knows about its existence. Get it? In our society, too much value is given to what is covered in mystique and hardly any importance is allotted to the banal. If I tell you that you need to drink three bottles of water, you won’t pay attention but if I tell you that you need a lot of water to remove microplastic from your system, you’d beg to know the exact amount to be consumed. That’s the power of little knowledge.
In the marketplace of knowledge, ideas set themselves apart from the crowd by their brazenness. Unlike knowledge, an idea is prepared to fail and that’s what makes it so damn formidable. Everyday, we think of something unusual but it’s not everyday that we work upon those thoughts. Which is why an idea won’t wait for you for long. It moves onto the next person who bothers to place the ‘welcome’ doormat.
Keeping all these tidbits in mind, I thought I’ll share some ideas that I have from an entrepreneurial standpoint. Although there is not one bone in me that would agree to become a businessman, I feel that others can benefit from my untapped accumen. With this spirit, let me share my business ideas with you. If you feel you can make the most of them, well and good. Feel free to become so rich that capitalism collapses on your forehead.
Here we go -
An app to deliver justice.
Noise cancellation headphones for the voice inside your head.
Tinder for opinions/ideologies to match.
Some khauf syrup to help us overcome horror movie-related anxiety?
An algorithm to help you handle your awesomeness.
A fuck counter to measure the number of fucks given in a day.
An app to measure how great people are.
A restaurant chain where people gather only for talking.
An app solely dedicated to world peace.
Mouth fresheners but for thoughts.
An app that helps you locate all the damsels in distress in your neighbourhood.
A series of little guns that is heavy but shoots blank.
Uber service for animals in zoo so that they can go home too.
An app named Chamato to slap yourself on saying something stupid.
Life insurance scheme for your cat with nine easy premiums.
Create a religion that's functional only during weekends.
An app to help find dusro ki khushi mein apni khushi.
A company that converts unused malls into museums.
An app to remind you that you are slouching/stooping.
A smartphone that is smart enough to log you out on time.
An app to rate your spouse out of 5 stars.
Good luck with Forbes.