Neither drink nor miss
I’ve got nothing against alcohol. I just don’t like it mixing with my blood stream. I may not be the most sensible person around but i prefer to be in control of my faculties. I’ve spent more than a quarter of a century without it (if one excuses the occasional cough syrups) and i intend to continue doing so for the rest of my time. In the meanwhile, i’ve got nothing against those who consume it either — anymore. It’s their liver (which is deservedly called so on the virtue of performing 500 bodily functions in order to keep us alive) so who am i to judge? However, i thoroughly resent it when somebody with a drink in his hand at a social do goes “You should try at least once”.
Here’s the deal: You never try anything JUST ONCE. It isn’t within human nature to quit after just one sip. Or bite. Or anything else for that matter. Our curiosity has a way with us. Which is why i find it remarkably stupid when somebody says “You can’t possibly know if you haven’t tried” with pretentious confidence.
Well, i know, sir.
Just like you know that a cock in your mouth isn’t good for you. You never had to suck one to be 100% sure that it isn’t for you, right?
Exactly my point.
And the same applies to you too, miss.
Have you tried anal?
OK, let’s not get in there.