Reel and reality

H: “Let’s catch a movie.”
S: “Sure…but it gets too cold in there.”
H: “Hmm.”
S: “Anyway, which one would you like to watch?”
H: “Forget it.”
S: “Well, do you remember the last film we watched together?”
H: “Hmmmmm…I don’t.”
S: “I do. It was on my laptop and we were both lying on our sides… watching the film sideways! I remember your chin resting on the …