Response to stimulus
The correct response to “how are you feeling?” is “that’s classified information”.
The correct response to “how’s my tattoo looking?” is always “great”.
The correct response to “i’ll ruin your career” is “what career?”.
The correct response to “how much did you score in math during 10th” is “i don’t remember”.
The correct response to “yeh ho chuka hai” is “toh?”.
The correct response to “what’s up?” is “decomposing in style”.
The correct response to “hmm” is “hmmmm only”.
The correct response to “you are spineless” is instantly performing the naagin dance.
The correct response to “whose side are you on?” is “mine”.
The correct response to “how are you?” is “what do you want?”.
The correct response to “wow, that was deep” is “no, it’s common sense”.
The correct response to “good morning” nowadays is “fuck you”.
The correct response to “I’m getting married!” is NOT “Oh, sorry to know that.”