Stand corrected

The correct answer to “Who are you?” is “I don’t know!”
The correct answer to “I love you” is “You have no idea.”
The correct answer to “How are you doing?” is “Compared to what?”
The correct answer to “Are you happy?” is “Are you?”.
The correct answer to “Are you in a hurry?” is “Who isn’t?”.
The correct answer to “Is she your GF?” is “She’s my soul mate.”
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