The Y Factor
The reason why i neither drink nor write awesome stuff is because Ghalib had already done both.
The reason why i’m on Instagram is somebody has to click random pictures of crumbs on plate and stained cups of coffee.
The reason why i don’t comfort people is their comfort level keeps changing.
The reason why we are the way we are is we aren’t the way we should be.
The reason why you despise your mother sometimes is she’s always right.
The reason why i don’t put myself in your place is you appear way too comfortable there
The reason why people don’t take you seriously is you haven’t won a Nobel yet.
Avatar 2 is the reason why i haven’t killed myself yet.
The reason why i don’t work hard is i don’t wish to hurt my feelings.
The reason why he doesn’t want her to change is he has seen changes and they aren’t always desirable.
The reason why i don’t promise things is i have a very bad habit of keeping them.
The reason why water logs on Mumbai’s railway tracks is those who are paid to clean up the drains don’t.
The reason why most of us here think we are being funny is because Mark Twain was the funniest.
The reason why i don’t give a fuck is they are indeed expensive.
The reason why babies cry a lot is they don’t know the reason why they shouldn’t.
Mutual admiration society is the reason why social media takes the giant leap of narcissism.
The reason why bad guys often win is they are very hardworking, organized and know exactly what they need.
The reason why i tell you the truth is i know you’re not paying attention.
The reason why i don’t indulge in arguments is i’ve got way too many voices in my empty head.
The reason why we STILL need to get a life is we’ve been searching for it in all the wrong places.
The reason why i don’t bother you with football tweets is i’m a hardcore Liverpool fan.
We are the reason why sun doesn’t mind waking up on time.
Meryl Streep is the reason why it’s OK for actresses to age in Hollywood.
The reason why you dislike national anthem played in theaters is you aren’t used to standing and NOT singing.
The reason why i haven’t written my book yet is it’s based on procrastination.
My poor vision is the reason why i don’t judge people.
Alex Ferguson is the reason why football managers think chewing gum makes ’em look cool.
The reason why we don’t have prime ministerial debate is they don’t want Arnab to become our PM.
The reason why nothing changes is we’re changing along too.
The reason why i don’t pimp my blog is it’s not as lame as my tweets.