When mosquitoes don’t bite…

For the record, i’ve got six tattoos (seven, depending on how you look at it) under my skin. They don’t make me a better person or a member of a gang. [Related: I won’t mind being a member of a Russian-mafiosi-with-a-desi-touch group where everybody else fears me and my tattoos.] Coming back to reality, none of my artwork seems to have impressed my pare…