Deep inside, i’m everything that i’m not. A world-class musician, a homeostatic hermit, a fabulous footballer, a funny character, a remarkable convincer, a marketing legend and a successful farmer. The reason why i’m all these different things is pretty much the same why i ain’t. Yes, it sounds immensely paradoxical but there is a parallel universe in place somewhere too. And unlike the one we inhabit, it must be having me in an altogether different avatar. I might be playing violin there or i could be that epic sage who can control his body temperature/temper. Better still, i might be dribbling past Messi — be it any given universe, he’s meant to play football — out there or i could be making eyes wet with my jokes. I might very well be working on the 94th floor as a prime negotiator for MNCs or i could be pwning the dubious art of selling products to those who don’t really need them. If not, i might be happy under the sun in a house overlooking a vast field of rice. Like i said, i could be everything i’m not. I just can’t be sure about anything anymore. If you still aren’t convinced, then i neither blame you nor me. We just happen to be in the wrong universe right now.
Same shit, different universe
Same shit, different universe
Same shit, different universe
Deep inside, i’m everything that i’m not. A world-class musician, a homeostatic hermit, a fabulous footballer, a funny character, a remarkable convincer, a marketing legend and a successful farmer. The reason why i’m all these different things is pretty much the same why i ain’t. Yes, it sounds immensely paradoxical but there is a parallel universe in place somewhere too. And unlike the one we inhabit, it must be having me in an altogether different avatar. I might be playing violin there or i could be that epic sage who can control his body temperature/temper. Better still, i might be dribbling past Messi — be it any given universe, he’s meant to play football — out there or i could be making eyes wet with my jokes. I might very well be working on the 94th floor as a prime negotiator for MNCs or i could be pwning the dubious art of selling products to those who don’t really need them. If not, i might be happy under the sun in a house overlooking a vast field of rice. Like i said, i could be everything i’m not. I just can’t be sure about anything anymore. If you still aren’t convinced, then i neither blame you nor me. We just happen to be in the wrong universe right now.